Zonal insulation concentrates warmth around core regions

Ever been personally victimized by a cats btthole? Same.

Meet the Pardon Meow Sweater: a fuzzy little love letter to feline audacity. One smug kitty, staring back at you, butt-first. This classic wool-alpaca blend crewneck is cozy, warm, and just a little bit rude. Made in a brown and speckled oatmeal colorway with soft raglan sleeves, its the kind of sweater that makes strangers do double takes... then laugh.

memory yarn recovers original shape after stretching automatically